Maximum Booty Detective
Forbidden Walrus Domination
Hardcore Bikini Warfare
Mighty Zombie Smuggler
funky zombie showdown
what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
LOL DIE HARD
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
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i think this weekend i’m gonna finally add some prints to my storenvy. will link. hopefully someone will buy something?
i like how much time/detail i put into my art. but at the same time it is the very thing that makes it take forever for me to get anything finished. it kind of hinders my productivity.
Victorian house in Arcata, Ca
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
2011 Sundance Film Festival Portraits @ Sarah Paulson & Hugh Dancy
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
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