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you cocked up my kill, kenway

imsirius:

Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]

marthajefferson:

sonofthecailleach:

Gerald Gardners, Book of Shadows…

#q

SNAPE WEEK: Day 2: Severus + Emotions

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily […] stand no chance against his powers!"

reuglusblack:

the potter generation // horcruxes or hallows }

–––– – ❝ wouldn’t it be better, make you  s t r o n g e r , to have your soul in more pieces, i mean, for instance, isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, wouldn’t seven –– ? merlin’s beard, tom! seven! isn’t it bad enough to think of killing one person? and in any case…bad enough to divide the soul…but to rip it into  s e v e n  pieces… of course, this is all  h y p o t h e t i c a l  , what we’re discussing, isn’t it? all academic… yes, sir, of course.

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus

themarysue:

birdonwing:

holdthisphoto:

1927

Forever loving this picture.

enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

particularscarf:

evmlove:

damecatoe:

"By far, one of the best scenes in the book is where Kaling writes about the photo shoot she and Office co-star Ellie Kemper did for People’s Most Beautiful issue. When the stylist brought a trailer full of size zero gowns, Kaling found herself crying in the children’s bathroom of the public school where the photo shoot was happening. In the bathroom stall, she discovered a smear of what looked like excrement and a child’s graffiti: “This school is bulls–t!” which made her a) laugh and b) demand that the stylist alter one of the gowns to fit her. In the end photo, she’s smiling in a gorgeous fuchsia dress that the stylist had to rip down the back and alter with canvas. Looking at beautiful Kaling, though, you’d never know. It’s a sweet moment of chubby girl victory.” (via afterellen)

This is the story that truly made her my hero.

Here’s the thing: why the FUCK would a stylist- who, on a shoot like this, would obviously be considered a “professional”- ONLY bring tiny-sized gowns? 

Does this happen all the time? Seriously? Like… do they just not MAKE gowns that- 

Oh, wait. 

They don’t. 

Time and time again, we know, we’re told, upscale designers actually ADMIT and are PROUD of the fact that they don’t make gowns for “plus-sized” women.

Mindy Kaling had to have the gown she wanted ripped down the back with canvas tacked onto it AT HER OWN FUCKING PHOTO SHOOT.

Melissa fucking McCarthy couldn’t find a SINGLE designer to fit her for a gown at her own fucking Oscars ceremony.

Hell, I can’t even decently priced off-the-rack REGULAR FUCKING CLOTHES that don’t look something my grandma would wear on a Norwegian cruiseliner.

Because apparently “fat” people don’t deserve to take pride in how they look.

And I actually AM fat. Mindy Kaling ISN’T EVEN.

komisaari:

hey!! in between jobs and saving money for bitecon i’m open for commissions again!! this time around for more than just sketch/lineart ones too :)

DETAILS

  •   prices indicated above are for busts
    • fullbody is an additional       $10
    • additional characters are +$10/each
      (* does not apply to portraits)
  • contact through komisaari.tumblr@gmail.com
  • payments through paypal. 
  • If I can’t for whatever reason complete your commission, you will of course be refunded
  • speedpaints and portraits can be either in color or bw, please specify if there is one you prefer

WILL DO nudity, blood, kissing/intimacy and couples, ocs/fanart it’s all good, gore, 
WON’T DO 
porn, backgrounds, anthros

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You know what’s funny? You sound just like a cop.