Fuck yeah, double the Jason Segel. Going between channels watching Knocked Up and How I Met Your Mother. Aw yeah.

The Killing (2011)

idkmybffspock:

forfucksakesdude:

(via thisisntfunnydean)

roguedemonhunte:

aeon-entwined:

parrotworm:

Supernatural/Toy Story

karizard:

fromheretillinfinity:

grazelle:

“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what i think is love, mom.. When I’m better because she’s here.”

suicideblonde:

geographyoflost:

High Res of the island map

“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling; but I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naïve, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.” — Dr. Perry Cox, of Scrubs.
win. (via notcolouredtooperfect) (via meiachu) (via roguedemonhunte)

roguedemonhunte:

laurasatin:

supernatural21:

yell-assbutt:

perkynipples:

(via flickflickflicker)

 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLs

The writers of this show are the best. So funny.

(via winterstars, canihaveyonumba)

greenteaduck:

fuckyeahlost:

1:2:3

“It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. At the same time somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone. and I’m crying. and nobody can hear me…. because I’m terribly, terribly, terribly….. alone.” — Michael Scott, “The Office” (via tenmilliondreams) (via thisisheartbreak) (via cuntlery) (via affably) (via bohemea) (via suicideblonde)

greenteaduck:

1967impala:

jeric-kripke:

markpellegrino:

1. this is not photoshopped, 2. mark/sombrero as a new otp

This guy is so funny.

alfiri:

Day 05: A show you hate
# The Simpsons

I find it unholy to hate The Simpsons, bb.

momentarily:

sunshinecaroline:

ladivinacommedia:

brilliantinemortality:

firsthalfofroger:

JACOB: You think you’re so tough. I kicked your ass!
MAN IN BLACK: Yeah, you kicked my ass a lot. A lot - when we were kids. All the time. You emasculated me!
JACOB: But you made me feel stupid. You made me feel stupid!
MAN IN BLACK: And I’m a faster runner, too! Mom liked you best.
JACOB: She liked you.
MAN IN BLACK: No she didn’t.
JACOB: Yes she did.
MAN IN BLACK: She was mean and she had seashells in her hair. But I kinda miss her. I miss her a lot.
JACOB: I miss her, too.
MAN IN BLACK: I’m sorry I stabbed her. I’m sorry I turned into smoke out of the waterfall.
JACOB: I did that. That was my fault.
MAN IN BLACK: You pushed me in there.
JACOB: That was my fault entirely. I pushed you in there because I got mad.
MAN IN BLACK: My head hit the rock.
JACOB: I know it did, and I —
MAN IN BLACK: I broke my toes in the bamboo forest.
JACOB: I know, I know, I know. … Is there any way we can —?
MAN IN BLACK: I love you.
JACOB: I do, too.
MAN IN BLACK: I want a spin-off, that’s what I want, is a spin-off show. Kind of like The Odd Couple.

— TOTALLY LOST