“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what i think is love, mom.. When I’m better because she’s here.”
High Res of the island map
The writers of this show are the best. So funny.
1. this is not photoshopped, 2. mark/sombrero as a new otp
This guy is so funny.
Day 05: A show you hate
# The Simpsons
I find it unholy to hate The Simpsons, bb.
JACOB: You think you’re so tough. I kicked your ass!
MAN IN BLACK: Yeah, you kicked my ass a lot. A lot - when we were kids. All the time. You emasculated me!
JACOB: But you made me feel stupid. You made me feel stupid!
MAN IN BLACK: And I’m a faster runner, too! Mom liked you best.
JACOB: She liked you.
MAN IN BLACK: No she didn’t.
JACOB: Yes she did.
MAN IN BLACK: She was mean and she had seashells in her hair. But I kinda miss her. I miss her a lot.
JACOB: I miss her, too.
MAN IN BLACK: I’m sorry I stabbed her. I’m sorry I turned into smoke out of the waterfall.
JACOB: I did that. That was my fault.
MAN IN BLACK: You pushed me in there.
JACOB: That was my fault entirely. I pushed you in there because I got mad.
MAN IN BLACK: My head hit the rock.
JACOB: I know it did, and I —
MAN IN BLACK: I broke my toes in the bamboo forest.
JACOB: I know, I know, I know. … Is there any way we can —?
MAN IN BLACK: I love you.
JACOB: I do, too.
MAN IN BLACK: I want a spin-off, that’s what I want, is a spin-off show. Kind of like The Odd Couple.
— TOTALLY LOST